Tales from the Heart of Huskerland

Twitter, USA - A college football fan with absolutely no self-awareness declared there was nothing else to do in the state of Nebraska after seeing that many Nebraskans like college football. "Theirs nothing else too do their lol," read the fan's grammatical train-wreck of a response to a tweet showing Nebraska's Memorial Stadium full on a Fall Saturday. When reached for comment, the college football fan, whose profile picture is a selfie of him at a college football game, elaborated on why he thinks people who go to college football games clearly have nothing else going on in their lives. "I mean why would anyone want to spend their Saturday watching college football? I guess when it's a choice between that or staring at corn, I'd choose to watch college football too," said the man who consistently chooses to watch college football over the much more interesting things he apparently has to do around him. Despite the massive evidence to the contrary,