Tales from the Heart of Huskerland

According to a groundbreaking new study conducted in a random Twitter user's head, a player's core character traits such as loyalty, integrity, class, and work ethic are determined by one simple factor: Whether that player is transferring away from your favorite school or to your favorite school. "I've been observing this data my entire life," says the man who last stepped foot on a football field in junior high, "and it's astonishing. The algorithm has been correct 100% of the time. There has never been a single deviation."  When asked what the difference between the two was, the man explained that players transferring into your favorite school are human beings with complicated stories coming from tough and unfair situations.  "We as fans often don't know the full story, so it's important to be understanding and compassionate. Everyone deserves a second chance," he said. "On the other hand, any player transferring from our gre