REPORT: Player's Entire Character Dependent on Whether He Flipped To Your School or Away From Your School
Fansville, USA - According to a groundbreaking new study conducted in a random Twitter user's head, a player's core character traits such as loyalty, integrity, class, and work ethic are determined by one simple factor: Whether that player is flipping his commitment away from your school or flipping his commitment to your school. "I've been observing this data my entire life," says the man who last stepped foot on a football field in junior high, "and it's astonishing. The algorithm has been correct 100% of the time. There has never been a single deviation." When asked what the difference between the two was, the man explained that players flipping to his school are human beings with complicated stories who are simply doing what is best for them. "We as fans often don't know the full story, so it's important to be understanding and compassionate. Everyone deserves a second chance," he said. "On the other hand, any player flipp...