REPORT: Player's Entire Character Dependent on Whether He Flipped To Your School or Away From Your School
Fansville, USA - According to a groundbreaking new study conducted in a random Twitter user's head, a player's core character traits such as loyalty, integrity, class, and work ethic are determined by one simple factor: Whether that player is flipping his commitment away from your school or flipping his commitment to your school.
"I've been observing this data my entire life," says the man who last stepped foot on a football field in junior high, "and it's astonishing. The algorithm has been correct 100% of the time. There has never been a single deviation."
When asked what the difference between the two was, the man explained that players flipping to his school are human beings with complicated stories who are simply doing what is best for them.
"We as fans often don't know the full story, so it's important to be understanding and compassionate. Everyone deserves a second chance," he said. "On the other hand, any player flipping away from my school is an absolute son of a b**** who is soft, entitled, and has been pampered his entire life. He has absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever."
The Twitter user, who has "follower of Christ" in his bio, said any player flipping away from his school deserves no forgiveness or compassion.
"I live my life as Christ has instructed me. I firmly believe in treating my neighbor as myself. Since these kids are no longer coming to my school - and thus will no longer be my neighbors - I say f*** them kids!"
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