Tales from the Heart of Huskerland

 LINCOLN, NE - Local Nebraska fan Mark Meiwards, who declared on September 22nd, 2018, that he would never eat at Wendy's again after their official Twitter account made fun of Scott Frost, is currently enjoying a juicy baconator for lunch. Sources close to Meiwards claim the empty threat was forgotten within days and was promptly replaced by whatever other "stupid f&*#ing internet outrage of the week" came next.  "I dunno, there was probably some Facebook story about the government using gay frogs to poison our water supply or something like that that occupied his attention next," said his son Chuck. "We went out for Frostys later that week." This isn't the first time Meiwards has forgotten a boycott soon after it began, according to Chuck.  "He's tried boycotting Oreos, Bud Light, any movie starring Jim Carrey, the Shriners for some reason," said Chuck. "The longest he's ever made it was after the kneeling controversy i...