Nebraska Fan Who Vowed in 2018 to Never Eat Wendy's Again Enjoys Juicy Baconator For Lunch in 2025

LINCOLN, NE - Local Nebraska fan Mark Meiwards, who declared on September 22nd, 2018, that he would never eat at Wendy's again after their official Twitter account made fun of Scott Frost, is currently enjoying a juicy baconator for lunch. Sources close to Meiwards claim the empty threat was forgotten within days and was promptly replaced by whatever other "stupid f&*#ing internet outrage of the week" came next.

"I dunno, there was probably some Facebook story about the government using gay frogs to poison our water supply or something like that that occupied his attention next," said his son Chuck. "We went out for Frostys later that week."

This isn't the first time Meiwards has forgotten a boycott soon after it began, according to Chuck.

"He's tried boycotting Oreos, Bud Light, any movie starring Jim Carrey, the Shriners for some reason," said Chuck. "The longest he's ever made it was after the kneeling controversy in the NFL, where he successfully avoided watching from Tuesday all the way until kickoff the following Sunday. He was really proud of himself for missing that Thursday night game between two 3-11 teams."

His only boycott that seems to have permanently stuck, according to Chuck, is his refusal to listen to Taylor Swift, purely on the grounds that he never listened to her to begin with, doesn't know how to stream music, and hasn't added to his music collection since buying a CD of the Eagles greatest hits at a garage sale in 1996.

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